I left my son on the cutting room floor.

This was supposed to be Park's big break, the moment he was going to be discovered—leading to a rocket ride career as a child film star and an extended stay in rehab for an addiction to lime-green gummy bears—but alas it was not meant to be. Park's (and his mom's) five seconds on film didn't survive the edit room. Nevertheless, here are my new commercials for the university which, in my opinion, lack a certain amount of cuteness.

Double click on the images below to see them uncropped.